[Big Tips] During the long summer vacation, Big Tips will teach you how to deal with naughty children~

Hardworking, brave and conscientious IC engineers are busy tinkering with components

He felt that the best generation of super chip components was about to be born in his hands...

Sudden!

The doorbell rang!!

Then... a crisp and childish "hehe" laugh came from outside the door!!!

Suddenly, the hair on my head started to shudder! My skin got all over my body! My expression was distorted!

This feeling of tension is not because of meeting Teacher Cang, but...

Naughty kid! Here we go! ~~⊙﹏⊙~~

The long summer vacation is the peak season for naughty kids to appear. It is inevitable that they will attack and conquer your city, kill you all, and even break the components you are studying. I will teach you my unique secret technique so that you can still maintain the majesty of a siege lion in front of the naughty kids!

The first step: ignore!

When a naughty child has an attack, the most common way is to ignore it directly, because naughty children have no sense of shame~so it is useless to reason with them. If you encounter a naughty child, you should be patient if you can, otherwise it will trigger more unimaginable consequences.

Applicable group: Naughty kids who are not often seen.

Defense index: ★★★

The second trick: speak with strength

When your child is pestering you, you can quietly bring out all kinds of things that your child is familiar with but cannot get, such as your Dota or League of Legends level, the Gundam model you built, etc., so that he will be in awe of you and obey you! Ask him to sit and stand.

Applicable group: Primary school students who have a certain level of judgment but are easily fooled

Defense index: ★★★

The third move: running away is the best strategy~

Sometimes the naughty child will cling to the parent's thigh very tightly, leaving you helpless. At this time, we can choose to leave. For example, if you have important work, just lock the door; or if you have an appointment, go out immediately! This method is simple and practical, and can keep the naughty child away from you. But be careful to put away valuables in advance, or put them in a high place. Otherwise, you may not have some of your favorite big toys when you come back.

Applicable group: Children who are not familiar with their parents and will not be embarrassed even if they run away

Defense index: ★★★★

Tip 4: Shoot to death

When the naughty kid uses shameless and overbearing skills and pretends to cry, anyway, slapping lightly = crying and making a scene, slapping hard = crying and making a scene, it is better to slap him to death = not crying or making a scene, anyway, the result is the same. Naughty kids are usually spoiled by their parents~ Letting them see how cruel reality is is also a way to reshape the flowers of the motherland and contribute to society^_^

Applicable group: Those who are good at pretending to cry and are familiar with their parents.

Defense Index: ★★★★★

The fifth trick: Talk about study and show your achievements

When the above skills are ineffective and the naughty kid still pesters you, we can tactfully "talk about study". The questions that the naughty kid is most afraid of being asked are: What grade is Xiao Ming in this year? How are his grades? Oh~ he is learning piano, so what level did he get? ... I believe that under this series of attacks, the naughty kid will gradually become quiet and introverted, and he will tacitly accept the setting that this uncle should not be provoked.

If the naughty kid still has some energy left, then use the universal comparison method. "Ah? You only got level 2 in piano? When I (or the little girl next door) was your age, I was already level 6. Keep working hard~ muah~". Then the elders will continue to educate the naughty kid, and the naughty kid will stay away from you even more.

Applicable people: non-academic type bear children

Defense index: ★★★★

第六招：弃車保帅

Sometimes, the parents of the naughty kids are important guests, such as the children of a certain leader, and we cannot offend them nor leave them. So, since we cannot be immune, we must minimize the harm caused by the naughty kids to us~

Before the naughty kid comes, put all kinds of important documents, components being tinkered with, favorite big toys, etc. in places where the naughty kid can't see and won't attract the attention of the elders. Also remember to turn on the children's mode on the computer in advance, download QQ, clear the traces, clear all the game accounts and passwords, and then give the computer or tablet to the naughty kid to play some stupid games to easily appease him.

Applicable people: Those who are not easy to offend

Defense Index: ★★★☆

Have you learned the above six tricks? O(∩_∩)O

Just kidding~ Little friends are still the flowers of the motherland, and they are still very cute~ As big brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, we still need to care and love them more! Playing happily with children can also pick up our childishness and make life happy!