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The whole world is turbid, but I am the only one who is clear; everyone is drunk, but I am the only one who is sober.

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1. On a high-speed train, an old man accidentally dropped one of his new shoes out of the window. People around him felt very sorry for him, but unexpectedly, the old man immediately threw the second shoe out of the window.

This move was even more surprising. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If someone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he can still wear it!

It is better to give up the pain that is destined to be irreversible as soon as possible.

2. The wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband keeps nagging beside her: Slow down. Be careful! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Flatten the tofu. "Oh," the wife blurts out, "I know how to cook."

"Of course you do, ma'am," the husband replied calmly, "I just want you to know how I feel when you keep talking to me while I'm driving."

It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in the other person's perspective and standpoint to look at the problem

3. An old carpenter was about to retire. His boss was reluctant to let him go and asked him to build another house before leaving. The old carpenter agreed, but his heart was no longer in the work. He used poor materials and did rough work. When the house was built, the boss said it was his retirement gift. He didn't expect that he would build his own house. He felt ashamed and regretful.

In fact, everything in life is done for yourself, so do it to the best of your ability.

4. A mouse fell into a half-full rice jar, and the accident made it overjoyed. After making sure there was no danger, it ate a lot and then went to sleep.

In this way, it ate and slept in the rice jar. Good days always slipped away quickly, and when the rice jar was almost empty, it could not get rid of the temptation of rice.

Finally, when all the rice was eaten, it realized that jumping out was just a dream and there was nothing it could do.

Our lives seem smooth, but in fact they are full of crises

5. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and caught nothing. On the second day, it went fishing again, but the same thing happened. On the third day, as soon as it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will beat you to death.

What you give is what you "want" to give, not what the other person wants. Living in your own world, your efforts are worthless.

6. A friend of mine is a doctor. During a cancer surgery, he found that he couldn't cut open the wound, so he had to sew it up again. He went to explain the situation to the patient, but the patient came from the countryside and didn't understand the terminology. He insisted that the operation had cured him. He had to be discharged from the hospital. A year later, he was revisited and found that he was really well. The cancer cells had really disappeared. My friend was originally a doctor of medicine, and later went on to study for a doctorate in psychology.

An optimistic attitude is the best surgery

7. That year, he was sitting in a coffee shop waiting for a friend, and a girl came up to him and asked: Are you here for a blind date through Aunt Wang? He looked up and saw that she was exactly the type he liked, so he thought why not make the best of a bad situation, so he quickly agreed: Yes, please sit down. ... On the wedding day, he confessed that he was not there for a blind date. His wife laughed and said: I was not there for a blind date either, I just found an excuse to chat with you...

When the opportunity comes, grab it without hesitation

8. There were two tigers, one in a cage and the other in the wilderness. The two tigers thought their environment was bad and envied each other. They decided to exchange identities and were very happy at first. But soon, both tigers died: one died of hunger and the other died of depression.

Sometimes, people turn a blind eye to their own happiness and always look at the happiness of others. In fact, what you have is what others envy.

9. The girls voted publicly for the class beauty. Xiaomei, who was not very pretty, gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, the girls present here can proudly tell their husbands that I was prettier than the class beauty when I was in college! As a result, she was elected with unanimous votes!

To convince others to support you, you don’t have to prove that you are better than others, but to make others feel that because of you, they have become better and more fulfilled.

10. At a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite a lady and said politely: You are so beautiful! But the lady did not appreciate it and said proudly: It’s a pity that I can’t compliment you in the same way! Mark Twain said tactfully and calmly: That’s okay, you can just tell a lie like me. The lady lowered her head in shame.

The stone you throw often trips you.

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