How hard can major Internet companies go to hold a conference?

Latest update time：2023-12-22 16:24

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Major Internet companies all like to hold their own conferences

But as I continued to do this, I came up with all kinds of "jokes"

Today, Brother Lei will take stock of the "famous scenes" of meetings held by large manufacturers.

As for which home(s) it is, guess!

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The essence of holding a meeting is to "brag oneself":

Set up your own stage, sing your own opera, and spread your own music

After a set of procedures, this year’s KPIs have been completed in a hurry.

Meetings held by large manufacturers are particularly easy to hold. Internal commendation meetings

Annual meeting plus to commend outstanding employees

Just let outsiders see: our company has so many talents!

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But "self" alone is not enough. You must bring in peers for comparison.

Therefore, "friends and merchants" have become a high-frequency vocabulary

Anyway, in your own place, you can pull and step on it as you please.

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In order to appear lively, we have to think of various ways to fill the place

As soon as the conference started, the place was filled with all kinds of people, men, women and children who were joining in the fun.

They are not interested in cloud computing

I just want to know where I can get souvenirs.

Various companies are vying to grab the surroundings of the conference, and sometimes it’s hard to describe them all.

Some plagiarists

Some are of poor quality

There are people with personal belongings

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Some venues invite celebrities to support them

Technology conference turns into a star-chasing scene in one second

They are not interested in cloud computing

I only know that my brother is so handsome

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But even if the conference invites serious speakers,

Various moths may also appear

for example,

Because I traveled too many places, I recorded factory A as factory B.

Keep repeating the name of factory B in factory A’s speech

for example,

I used a PPT template but forgot to remove someone else’s logo.

Another example,

Because of one sentence on the stage, the PR staff were very busy.

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But big manufacturers are not good at it either. They often come to guests with empty gloves:

Tell A that B is coming to the meeting, tell B that A is coming to the meeting

Both parties felt that "if all my friends in the industry have gone, I should go too."

However, there may be situations where the expected guests are very different from the guests who finally arrive.

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And some executives finally found opportunities to perform

At home conferences, those who are active are more like bosses than bosses.

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The things sometimes discussed at conferences are only for PR needs

Whether it’s products or technology

The first year I talked about it with great excitement, but the second year I might not mention it at all.

"From Little Sweetie to Mrs. Niu"

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The busiest people at the conference are the PRs from big companies.

So after every meeting

You will see PRs posting photos of their departments in WeChat Moments

Caption: "Guys are great!" or something like that

But behind the surface harmony are small groups fighting among themselves.

Generally speaking, they will also have a "picture standard": photos captured by the photographer + photos of on-site events + photos of the team staying up late in a hotel room + photos of the team after the event

However, it takes less than two days to relax

It’s time to start preparing for next year’s conference again

I hope that next year's conferences can contribute more wonderful memes to everyone !

Today’s interactive topics:

Which Internet conferences have you attended?

What funny and funny memes can you share?

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