AI Warlock's Anal Training: Programmer Open Sources "Anal Beads Cheat" Code, Find the Chosen One Online to Experience It Yourself

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Programmers want to be "anal" , there is really no one.

The story begins with the shocking scandal that broke out in the chess world a few days ago.

At that time, world champion Magnus Carlsen (Old Carlsen) played against 19-year-old rookie Hans Niemann (Little Hans) live, and lost.

Later, Lao Ka Ge chose to withdraw from the competition and tweeted alluding to Hans cheating during the competition.

Little Hans did have a history of cheating in online competitions before, so the voice of "cheating with anal beads" became rampant on the Internet.

Even Musk participated in the discussion at one point and said "it's in ur butt" in a hint.

Then this incident aroused great interest among a Dutch programmer, Ron Sijm : "I have been following this scandal."

So in his spare time on weekends, Simco started researching the "anal beads cheat" and even made the code open source!

The project is called " ButtFish ":

Put the Morse code of chess moves easily into your butt.

This is really the rhythm of hardcore "anal refining"...

AI Warlock Anal Refining Story

The first step in Simco's anal training is to search on GitHub to see if there are any projects that can be used as reference.

Unfortunately, he didn't find one that could be used directly, but there was a closer project called SockFish .

We have talked about this project before , which is roughly using a Raspberry Pi connected to an insole to make a cheating device:

The input relies on the pressure sensor installed in the shoe , the output relies on the vibration motor , and the communication relies on Morse code.

Although it sounds a bit like that in principle, Brother Simu believes that it is unrealistic to stuff this thing into the butt.

So, he searched around again and found an open source project called Buttplug.io, which can also generate Morse code through vibration.

As for what the "medium" of vibration is, we won't go into details. You can figure it out on your own (so embarrassed) ...

After doing the research, Brother Simu also thought deeply about a question - who would develop such a "smart anal bead".

In his view, those who study "smart anal beads" need to meet the following three conditions:

You have to be interested in things related to butts, you have to be able to play chess, and most importantly, you have to be able to program, right?

Brother Simu felt that there were very few people who could meet these three conditions, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet:

This “chosen one” , let me take over!

To put it simply, Simgo’s method is mainly divided into three steps.

First, the best move for the next chess move is determined by reading the FEN string on the chessboard.

Second, encode the best move into Morse code.

Finally, the Morse code is sent to the connected device.

Since Simco couldn't find very suitable anal beads, he used his own spherical headlights instead during the demonstration - each flash of the light bulb was equivalent to one vibration of the anal beads.

(It also has that flavor)

As for the vibration generated by the smart anal beads, we will briefly talk about how to link the user to cheat.

The 8x8 chess grid is usually numbered horizontally as lowercase ah and vertically as 1-8. The chess pieces are named according to the first letters of English words, such as Queen is uppercase Q, Bishop is uppercase B, and lowercase x represents capture.

In this way, each move can be written as a short code like "Bxg2" (move the bishop to the g2 grid and capture the piece) , which is also a common method of chess notation.

……

But to be honest, Simco also stated that there is no conclusive evidence that Little Hans cheated by using smart anal beads, so this project was just his interest.

Follow-up to the anal bead cheating scandal

Regarding this smart anal bead cheating scandal, Lao Ka Ge issued a latest statement in the past two days.

In this statement, Lao Kage said bluntly:

Hans Niemann cheated more often than he ever admitted.

There is a limit to what I can say publicly without Hans's explicit permission. I can only show through my actions that I am not willing to play chess with him.

No matter what the outcome of this matter is, I hope the truth will be made public.

Netizens also expressed different opinions on this statement.

Some people think that what Ka did was to ruin the bright future of a 19-year-old boy:

If you have evidence that the child cheated, show it.

Some netizens also believe that officials need to conduct a TSA body scan on the players before the game to check whether there are cheating devices such as smart anal beads:

In short, the smart anal bead cheating scandal in the chess world has yet to have a clear outcome, and the incident needs to wait for further development.

About this anal training master

This anal training master is named Ron Sijm , a programmer from the Netherlands.

According to information on his personal homepage, he usually works at DotNet, an IT solutions company, but currently works as a program developer at Appical.

One More Thing

Remember that amazing website we mentioned just now?

Simco has been actively communicating with the users above, hoping to find the "chosen one" who owns the device and wants to try his software.

Emmmm...kind of interesting.

Reference links:

[1] https://github.com/RonSijm/ButtFish
[2] https://incoherency.co.uk/blog/stories/sockfish.html
[3] https://buttplug.io/
[4] https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d3w9z/did-hans-neimann-cheat-at-chess-with-a-sex-toy-this-coder-is-attempting-to-find-out
[5] https://gizmodo.com/chess-cheating-magnus-carlsen-hans-niemann-chess24-1849585332