Acupuncture and quantum entanglement

maychang

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《中国针灸》第37卷第11期，北京中医药大学东直门医院针灸科王军等的论文：《试论“量子纠缠”与针灸》。在针灸临床中，选择适应病人12例，实行“量子纠缠”直系亲属互替针灸，均取得显著效果。

1.临床资料
选取2018年6月份的部分病人12例，其中儿童鼻炎、头痛4例；腹胀腹泻3例；儿童单纯性肥胖1例；儿童发热咽痛1例；儿童腹胀厌食1例；成人颈椎病2例。其中母亲自愿代替40天——13岁孩子针灸的8例；父亲自愿代替儿子针灸1例；父母患病来针灸的同时，儿女同种疾病同时获效2例；成年儿子来针灸，同种疾病父亲获效1例。同室治疗的9例，不同室治疗的3例。

2.治疗方法
查看患者病情，四诊辩证，选取预应用的穴位组合，制定方案。普通毫针操作规范，按既定方案把毫针扎在直系亲属替代人身上。

3.疗效观察
全部病例均有效。儿童鼻炎、头痛患者、小儿腹胀、腹泻，针灸1-3次，均痊愈，共9例。其余3例均有效，有效率100%。

maychang

The child is sick, and the mother is given an acupuncture. If this is really effective, I am afraid that I will definitely win the Nobel Prize in Physics and Medicine next year or the year after.

qwqwqw2088

It's not pseudoscience, I don't understand medicine, it sounds a bit exaggerated

lehuijie

Parents and children are the same as strangers at the quantum level. Humans now distinguish species and blood relations at the "cellular level", which has nothing to do with quantum. Given the current academic situation in Chinese universities, this is 90% false.

okhxyyo

maychang posted on 2018-9-16 14:03 The child is sick, and the mother is given acupuncture. If this is really effective, the Nobel Prize in Physics and Medicine will be there in the next two years.

To be honest, sometimes I really feel that the child and the mother are connected. I have this feeling between my mother and me, and between me and my child. When I went to study in another place, sometimes I would feel uncomfortable for no reason, and when I called home, I would find that my mother was sick. There was also an incident when I was sick and hospitalized in college (I didn’t tell my family to avoid worrying them), but my mother called me the next day and said that she dreamed that I was sick and hospitalized. (﹏) Now I am also a mother, and when my child and I are sick, I often have the same symptoms. Of course, it is also possible that my child and I have the same problem when we are together?

PowerAnts

Hurry up and use quantum to entangle Trump and stab a villain

maychang

PowerAnts posted on 2018-9-16 23:07 Hurry up and use quantum to entangle Trump and stab a little man

Good idea!

maychang

okhxyyo posted on 2018-9-16 21:43 To be honest, sometimes I really feel that children and mothers have a connection. I have this feeling between my mother and me, and between me and my child. I went to study in another city...

Your daughter is sick. Does the doctor give your daughter medicine or injections or you medicine or injections?

damiaa

. So what? Let’s continue the discussion. . .

chunyang

This shows what kind of shit some of the domestic "professional magazines" are...

chunyang

楼主帖所及的数据是真的么？我相信是真的，甚至可以是千真万确。但能得到“实行量子纠缠直系亲属互替针灸，均取得显著效果”这一结论么？
话说，每年都有人不幸溺水身亡，仔细研究一下冷饮的销量跟溺水事件的数量可以发现一个规律：凡冷饮卖得好的时候，溺水事件就显著增多。以量子纠缠针灸疗法的观点看，禁止销售冷饮就可以杜绝溺水至少可以大幅减少溺水事件的发生。
其实，类似的观点非常多，所以德先生、赛先生在中华大地流浪百余年仍无家可归。

chunyang

qwqwqw2088 posted on 2018-9-16 17:54 It’s not pseudoscience, I don’t understand medicine, it tastes a bit exaggerated

It’s not even worthy of being called pseudoscience, to say it’s exaggerated is simply a compliment.

chunyang

lehuijie posted on 2018-9-16 21:08 Parents and children are "the same" as strangers at the quantum level. It has been ten years since humans distinguished between species and blood relationships at the "cellular level". ...

The data in this matter is true, but the conclusion is absurd. It is just a manifestation of brain-dead syndrome. It is not a matter of whether it is true or not, and it has nothing to do with university academics.

chunyang

okhxyyo posted on 2018-9-16 21:43 To be honest, sometimes I really feel that children and mothers are connected. I have this feeling between my mother and me, and between me and my child. I went to study in another place...

If "connection" is real, physical isolation must be carried out first. Every time an event that triggers connection occurs, connection must occur. The probability of occurrence must be significantly greater than 0.5, and the probability of false connection must be significantly lower than 0.5. Occasional evidence cannot be used as evidence. If there is no physical isolation, many diseases are either contagious or have the same cause, so it is not surprising that they occur at the same time. Why do drug experiments need to be "double-blind"? Scientific discoveries need to be repeatable?

chunyang

damiaa posted on 2018-9-18 12:23 There should be some relationship.

Why? And is there any strict verification method to prove it?

chunyang

How to design an experiment to verify whether "Quantum Entanglement Acupuncture Alternative Therapy" is valid? But it's simple. First of all, there needs to be enough samples. 12 cases are too few. 120 or 1200 cases will be much more convincing. The samples are divided into two groups, one is the experimental group and the other is the reference group. Both groups carry out "Quantum Entanglement Acupuncture Alternative Therapy" at the same time, but the reference group does not implement real "symptomatic acupuncture" and deliberately changes the acupuncture position. If the efficiency of the two groups is similar, it means that quantum entanglement acupuncture is nonsense. However, because the "quantum entanglement" in "Quantum Entanglement Acupuncture Alternative Therapy" does not exist at all, this therapy will naturally not exist. In fact, because the experimental subjects of this therapy are all patients with self-healing diseases, it can be concluded that at least the acupuncture treatment of the acupuncturist (regardless of whether there is any "quantum entanglement") has no effect on the diseases involved in the experiment, and is at most a placebo. Although there have been no new scientific discoveries, we have discovered at least one fake acupuncturist.

okhxyyo

maychang posted on 2018-9-17 11:58 Your daughter is sick. Does the doctor give her medicine or injections or you?

Haha, I don’t think the method in this paper is effective. Although I feel that there is telepathy between the child and the mother. But it does not mean that if an object a vibrates by itself and makes another object b resonate, preventing b from vibrating will not make a vibrate.

okhxyyo

chunyang posted on 2018-9-18 15:14 If "induction" is true, first of all, physical isolation must be carried out. Every time an event that triggers induction occurs, induction must occur, at least with a significant...

Well, true verification must be rigorous and careful. Besides, it is normal to have the same living environment and living habits and the same problems. It's just that sometimes when you don't think too much, you will feel like there is induction. This statement is indeed irresponsible.

chunyang

okhxyyo posted on 2018-9-18 16:58 Well, real verification must be rigorous and careful. Besides, it is normal to have the same problems in the same living environment and living habits. It's just that...

"Induction" as an emotion is completely normal and even necessary. It is a side effect of love. Feeling "induction" means there is love and the two are positively correlated. Under rationality, it is another matter. There is no place for emotion in physical phenomena, only the laws of "God".

zhuyebb

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