There are seven levels of Internet hell. Which one are you on?

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JiShi.com News According to a report from Network World:

We are in the middle of an Internet hell! And it looks a lot more like the real hell than Dante’s version.

Brothers and sisters! We are in the middle of Internet hell and I, Mark

Brother Gibbs is here to guide you on the path to salvation!

To escape the Internet Hell, you must first understand it. Dante's Divine Comedy says that Hell has nine circles. The Internet Hell is a little simpler, with only seven circles or seven levels. But compared to Dante's version, the Internet Hell is more like a real hell.

We start at the outermost layer, the layer of ignorance. A large number of new souls do not know where they are or what time zone they belong to. But they do know that Princess Mawa , a widow from Cote d'Ivoire, needs them to send $ 10 million to help her with her business.

These newcomers boarded the boat of AOL and crossed the river Styx called TCP/IP . The cold wind and rain of spam suddenly poured down on their heads. When they were forced to answer Yes or No to questions like "All files in the directory will be deleted! Are you sure?" , there would be cries of pain all around.

The next level is the Greedy Level, manned by spammers, phishers, and Mawa princesses, all of whom are burning in the eternal fire, yet no one seems to be able to see them.

The next level is the neutral level, sometimes called the self-interest level, which is the haunted house where the telecom giants live. These giants complain endlessly and can scare you to death if necessary. However, they know that they need to show you the olive branches and palm leaves of goodwill before they go down the devil's path unscrupulously. They also know that what they are doing is evil and wrong, but they can no longer control themselves under the drive of the hateful profit demon.

The Angry and Sulky layer is populated by tech geeks (let me hear you say, " Apache !") who angrily respond to new entrants by saying, "Go away, the Internet is full." They claim that the network must carry all traffic without preference, especially traffic from their new generation of entrepreneurs.

The fifth level is the gluttony and greed level, the domain of venture capitalists, who rummage through long lunches and meetings with creative new entrepreneurs for possible treasures.

Then we come to the pimp and seducer level where the top criminals are. We can see a lot of pressure groups like the Parents Television Association and the American Family Association operating here. They are peddling right-wing conservative ideas everywhere, and their role is to influence the minds of the next level residents.

On the seventh or political level, we see the servants of government. They move around in this circle, agreeing with whatever is said to them, regardless of whether it makes sense or not. These criminals can formulate many conflicting policies at the same time without their brains exploding. It's uncanny.