Just laugh it off: "××Company regulations on cadres hitting sows to death while out"[Copy link]
The general manager of the company went on a business trip. After finishing his business, he asked the driver to take him around . The purpose of the trip was to buy some gifts for his wife. Every time he went out, the general manager would buy some gifts for his wife. It has become a habit for several years. In a fashion store, the general manager took a fancy to a women's pajamas. The color of the pajamas was pink and very sexy, 360 yuan. After paying the money, the general manager felt a little regretful. The reason was that the salesperson did not issue an invoice for "office supplies". This made the general manager very embarrassed. How could he go to the Finance Department to claim reimbursement after returning? On the way back, he sat in the car and kept thinking about this problem. When the car reached an intersection, he suddenly saw an old farmer driving a group of pigs. The general manager suddenly got an idea and said to the driver: "I bought a pajamas for your sister-in-law. I can't enter it into the account for reimbursement after returning to the company. Just write a note and say that I accidentally drove on the road and hit a farmer's sow and paid 360 yuan in compensation." The next day, the driver wrote a note as the general manager asked, and the general manager signed it and took it to the Finance Department for reimbursement. The matter was originally settled like this, but the driver felt uncomfortable: your wife was wearing pajamas , and the government reimbursed the money spent, but the responsibility was pushed onto me. I became the victim, how could this be justified! Finally one day, the driver also took a note to the general manager for signature. It said: "On a certain day of a certain month, I drove to a certain section of road and accidentally hit and killed a farmer's sow. The compensation is 320 yuan." The general manager took the note and thought for a while, then signed his name with a big stroke of his pen. After a few days, the general manager went on a business trip to another place. After finishing his business, he asked the driver to take him around , again for the purpose of buying a gift for his wife. In a jewelry store, the general manager took a fancy to a pair of earrings worth 850 yuan. After paying the money, the salesperson of the jewelry store refused to issue an invoice for "office supplies". After the general manager went back, he asked the driver to write another note like the last time. However, this time the general manager changed a word on the note, changing "hit and killed a sow" to "hit and killed an old sow". The two deputy general managers and nearly 10 middle-level cadres all knew what was going on when the general manager's car hit and killed sows one after another. So, today it was Deputy General Manager Li, tomorrow it was Deputy General Manager Wang, the day after tomorrow it was Section Chief Zhao of the Planning Department, and the day after tomorrow it was Director Lai of the Safety Office... Every now and then, someone would bring a note saying "a young sow was hit and killed" or "an old sow was hit and killed" and ask the general manager to sign it. So the general manager called a meeting of all the company's cadres to study this issue. After fully promoting democracy, they studied and issued the "Regulations of the ×× Company on Cadres Hitting and Killing Sows When Going Out. " The "Regulations" clearly emphasize: The general manager can hit and kill 12 pigs per year, of which no more than 6 are old sows ; the deputy general manager can hit and kill 6 pigs per year , of which no more than 3 are old sows ; middle-level cadres can hit and kill 3 pigs per year, of which only 1 is an old sow ; and general employees are not allowed to hit and kill pigs when going out. Any expenses that exceed the quota shall not be recorded and reimbursed."
The general manager can kill 12 pigs per year, of which no more than 6 are old sows; the deputy general manager can kill 6 pigs per year, of which no more than 3 are old sows; middle-level cadres can kill 3 pigs per year, of which only 1 is an old sow; general employees are not allowed to kill pigs when they go out. If the quota is exceeded, the expenses will not be recorded in the account and reimbursed: L
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