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First, a post like this appeared on the BBS: I am a doctoral student, and I know the importance of learning. After so many years of learning, I have successfully transformed myself from a farmer to a department-level cadre. Now I not only have a special car to pick me up from get off work, but also live in a house of more than 100 square meters, with a monthly income of more than 3,000 yuan, and I have married a beautiful wife. I live a happy life. I am grateful for life... Then, all kinds of replies appeared. A replied as follows: I am a master's student. I know the importance of knowledge, so I chose to study medicine. Now I am the attending physician in an ophthalmology hospital. I earn more than 10,000 yuan a month. Not only did I buy a house, but I also easily paid for my car. The most beautiful nurse in the hospital asks me to marry her every day. To be honest, what's the point of this marriage? Just sleep together. B replied as follows: I am an undergraduate student. I am now working as a planner in a real estate company. Last year, I received only a few hundred thousand yuan in dividends. Every year is getting worse. The year before last, I received more than 200,000 yuan, but this year it has become like this... C replied as follows: I am a college student. After years of hard work, I finally became the company's financial manager. I don't know why, but the boss is always so nice to me. Not only does he give me a six-figure salary every month, but he also gave me a house and a car. The money in the bank is enough for me to live a good life... By the way, we are a listed company. D replied as follows: I am a technical secondary school student. Well, it's just a high school diploma. I couldn't find a good job so I worked as a customs broker. I fully activated my brain. I also have a house and a car. The difference between you and me is that I bought all these by myself. It's not easy to think about it. I have saved enough money for my son to study in the United States. The next plan is to find someone to give birth to a son for me... E replied as follows: What are you guys arguing about? I don't have much education. I didn't even graduate from junior high school. I can't find a good job, so I have to play mahjong at home every day. Because I don't have much education, I always count cards incorrectly. I lost more than one million this year. By the way, if you are interested, let's play mahjong together when you are free. I live in a certain village in the south. My father is the village chief. My phone number is 139029X88888... F replied as follows: I am illiterate and accidentally became the chairman of the board. I only have 26 listed companies under my command. A few unfilial sons spend 3 million yuan a day singing in KTV. I will find a 14-year-old mother to take good care of these unfilial sons. G replied as follows: I am illiterate, but I accidentally became a gangster boss, with hundreds of brothers under me, managing more than 60 streets, several shops and entertainment centers, earning hundreds of millions of dollars a year, and dozens of girls hanging out with me every day. By the way, since I have no education, I am now asking a doctor to help me go public. H replied as follows: I am an idiot. They elected me as the president of the United States. I will attack Afghanistan and Iraq if I have nothing to do. I will kill 10,000 or 20,000 people. I will spend hundreds of millions of dollars a day. I replied as follows: I'm a hostess. A few months ago, a rich boss took a fancy to me and kept me. He bought me a luxurious villa and deposited 5 million in my account. I really don't know what he was thinking with such a small amount of money. A few days ago, I spent 100,000 on a lipstick, and I accidentally dropped it into the toilet when I was touching up my makeup. It's okay, it's just a few dollars. But last week I went to Las Vegas and gambled, but my luck was really bad. I lost 10 million in one go, so I had to take my private helicopter to go home. I originally wanted to take the civil aviation that ordinary people like to take to experience it, but well, next time. Now I have 20 million in my account, I can play a few more times. J replied as follows: I am a beggar who used to beg in Iraq. I moved to another place because of the war. I wanted to continue doing my business abroad, but they found out that I had assets of 300 million US dollars (luckily they only found a tiny part of my assets, otherwise I would have paid a lot of taxes) during the qualification review, so they refused to issue me a begging license. I heard that China has not yet implemented the license-based employment policy, so I came back. It is not easy to move. It is not convenient to bring my family of 128 people. I bought a Boeing plane and flew back because I was afraid of hijacking. I had no place to put it, so I sold it to the civil aviation at a 10% discount. As you all know, people in our business have to work during the day and rest at night, so we bought a small piece of land of 43 hectares and built a few small buildings ranging from 30 to 70 floors. We bought a few small cars for the convenience of work. There are too many people, so we lengthened the car a little. We can drive to Beijing during the day to work. I can’t say it anymore. I hope someone will steal my job. K replied as follows: I am a fisherman. I grew up by the sea and never went to school. I learned Chinese characters, English, French, German, Russian, Spanish, Latin, etc. by collecting comic books from various countries and reading them. Now the United Nations has to invite me to attend some occasions that cannot be handled in terms of communication. I don’t like to go. I only get $10,000 an hour. It’s boring. I can’t make more money fishing at home! I have liked to make small things since I was a child. I am naturally good at making remote control model airplanes. I could make them when I was 2 years old. Now there are 10 aircraft carriers parked in a small puddle called Pacific Ocean in our backyard. They were also made by me bit by bit. This batch has been bought by Iraq. There is another batch of orders for 10 ships ordered by North Korea, which are ready to be delivered this summer. I am too busy every day. Money is just data to me. It is all in Citibank in the United States. If I am unhappy one day, I can withdraw the money. Citibank will go bankrupt immediately... L Reply: I am a primitive man who likes to wander around. Once I wandered into a dark place and felt very depressed, so I said, "I won't reply to this post even if you kill me." Then the Big Bang began, time was created, and the universe began to take shape...
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