About the Japanese

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( 1) Four surgeons sat around and talked about what kind of people they liked to operate on. The first doctor said, "I like to operate on librarians the most. When you open their bodies, everything is in alphabetical order." The second doctor said, "I like to operate on accountants the most. When you open their bodies, everything is in numerical order." The third doctor said, "I like to . When you open their bodies, everything is coded with colors." The fourth doctor said, "I like to operate on Japanese the most." The other three doctors looked at each other in doubt, and one of them asked why. The fourth doctor said that it was because they had no heart, no spine, and their buttocks and heads could be interchanged . (2) A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called , wanting to talk to his Taro. This time the operator was a little annoyed and said, " I've been telling you that he died last week. Why are you calling again?" The man said, "Because I just like to hear about it." (3) One day, the United Nations was holding a general meeting. Representatives from various countries wanted to speak. The chairman of the general meeting was a British man. When everyone was vying for the right to speak, a Japanese man raised his hand. The chairman said, “You can speak now!” The Japanese man then spoke a lot of nonsense. But the chairman asked, “Can you speak English? ” The Japanese man said, “I am speaking English…” The Japanese man continued to speak. The chairman then asked, “Can you stand up and speak?” The Japanese man said, “I have already stood up…”

gaoyanmei

That's funny, where did you hear that from?

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I dug up old posts and old jokes, haha!