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1. It's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella. Getting wet is a small matter, but getting gonorrhea is a big problem!
2. The minimum revolutionary program for my lifelong struggle: peasant woman - mountain spring - a little field.
3. In another twenty years, we will meet, sent to the crematorium, all burned to ashes, you pile, I pile, no one recognizes each other, all sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. Ah, dear friends, who will be burned to ashes first? Burn you first, burn me first? Anyway, we are all piles of despised humans! ! !
4. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. I have diarrhea no matter what I eat. I have diarrhea when I eat cucumbers and watermelons when I eat watermelons. How can I return to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
5. I dreamed of God yesterday and he said he could fulfill one of my wishes. I took out the globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change it. I took out your photo and said I wanted this person to become beautiful. He thought for a moment and said, "Let me take a look at the globe."
6. Mouse: I am in love with the bat now. Our children will live in the air in the future. We are not afraid of you cats. The cat sneered and pointed to the owl on the tree and said, "See, she is pregnant with my child!"
7. "Waiter, please take this stone out of my bowl, okay?"
8. The blind man rode a bicycle with the stutterer. The stutterer looked at the road and suddenly saw a deep ditch. The stutterer exclaimed, "Ditch, ditch, ditch!" The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh, oh!" Then the two fell into the ditch!!
9. In spring, I buried my husband underground. In autumn, I have many husbands...
I read countless posts every day, but I basically don't reply. Later I realized that this was stupid, because many people who registered later than me had more points than me, so I saved this text in my notepad, and copied and pasted it every time I read a post, to help the original poster push the post up. By the way, I can earn some points.
I read countless posts every day, but I basically don't reply. Later I realized that this was stupid, because many people who registered later than me had more points than me, so I saved this text in my notepad, and copied and pasted it every time I read a post, to help the original poster push the post up. By the way, I can earn some points.
Posted on 2009-8-21 15:14 Only read this author I read countless posts every day, but basically don't reply. Later I found that this was stupid, many people who registered later than me had more points than me, so I saved this text in Notepad, and copied and pasted it every time I read a post, to help the original poster push the post to the top. By the way, earn some points.
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