PCB/FPC people are going to be heartbroken......

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A joke I saw online, just a laugh~~ 1. Salary Reporter: I got my salary, how are you going to spend it? Worker: I will pay back the money I borrowed last year first. Reporter: What about the rest? Worker: I will pay back the rest slowly. 2. Knowledge Many people asked me what books I need to read when working in a factory. Here are some pertinent suggestions from some old factory workers: First stage: "Operational Procedures" for this position Second stage: "Don't Get Angry", "Buddhist Scriptures", "Laozi", "Thoughts and Politics", "On Protracted War" Third stage: "Guidelines for Rehabilitation of Pneumoconiosis", "Daily Care for Lumbar Disc Herniation", "Prevention and Treatment of Heart Disease", "Hypertension Lowering Guide", "Self-Recovery of Obsessive-compulsive Disorder", "Psychiatric Symptomology". . . Fourth stage: "To Live"... 3. Playing chess I was a little nervous playing chess with an old man in the park. After taking the first step, the old man was silent for a long time and said, "You are a newbie, right?" I said, "How do you know?" "I have been here for a few years, and there are not many people who can take the first step well." I said, "Shouldn't the leader go first?" "Damn, are you from a PCB factory?" Fourth, Heart-breaking I went to Shaolin Temple and asked the master: I am from a PCB factory, and I am under a lot of pressure every day. I dare not go to restaurants to eat, go shopping in malls, sing in KTV, or wear better quality clothes. I cannot take care of my family and I cannot make money. Others have time to take a vacation, but I always work day and night, five days a week and two days off. I take a day off occasionally and use it to catch up on sleep. What do you think I should do? The Zen master covered his left chest with his right hand and said nothing. I asked the master: "You mean don't complain, have a clear conscience, and live up to your dreams, right?" The Zen master shook his head and said: "Stay away from me. I became a monk after I resigned from the PCB factory! I feel so upset when I heard you say these things again today... 5. Choice 1. A rich woman went to a nightclub to have fun. The boss picked a few handsome guys, but the rich woman was not satisfied. The boss picked a few strong guys, but the rich woman was still not satisfied. The boss asked the rich woman what she wanted. The rich woman said: Good physical strength, strong energy, able to work overtime, stay up late, be innovative, available at any time, hardworking, full of passion, not fighting back, not talking back, able to coax people, and drink... The boss was happy and shouted: "Hey... those from the factory, come out to receive customers!" 2. A monk asked me: "A jujube tree and 1,000 kilograms of jujubes, which one do you choose?" I said, "I want 1,000 kilograms of jujubes. "The monk shook his head and laughed, "You are too superficial. It is better to give people a date tree than to give them dates. Do you understand this principle? The dates are gone once you sell them, but a date tree can be used for a lifetime!" I said, "I want to sell a thousand kilograms of dates and buy a lot of date saplings." The monk: "Amitabha... I don't want to chat with you factory people! I don't have any money! You are so capable! And you are very argumentative! 6. The Troubles of the King of Hell After a factory worker died, he had tea with God. God thought he had too many things to do and would disturb the tranquility of heaven, so he sent him to hell. Just one week later, the King of Hell came to the door with sweat on his forehead and said, "God, please get rid of him quickly." God asked: "What's going on?" The King of Hell said: "He has activated all the little ghosts in hell. They clean up every day, hold regular production meetings every week, discuss development plans, increase efficiency and volume, reduce ghosts and increase efficiency, and evaluate the error rate of data reporting. No one listens to me, and he also wants me to work night shifts unconditionally, learn the work process, learn safety training, handle tickets for foreign little ghosts in each layer of hell, perform performance appraisals, and evaluate the smooth rate of reincarnation. All accidents must be shared and warned, and underground workers must also pay attention to dressing standards. Grassroots operators must learn emergency operations, improve service skills, and welcome inspections from leaders at all levels at any time to satisfy all ghosts. God was furious: "Let him go to heaven and see how I deal with him." A month later, the King of Hell met God and asked: How did you deal with that factory worker? God stopped his hurried steps and said: You made three mistakes. First, you should call me squad leader. Second, there is no God at all. Third, I don’t have time to chat with you. I have to go to a safety meeting. Source: Internet

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PCB factory, I think it is PCB board manufacturing. There are too many new PCB factories in recent years, and the quality is uneven. It is time to optimize and integrate them.

elvike

The joke is good. It should be said that the production type is all the same.